Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services.
He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the hunter says, "OK, now what?"
Back on the phone, the hunter says, "OK, now what?"
By Brody
Knock Knock?
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don’t cry!
Bye livvy!:)
Knock knock?
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Let Us In!
By EmilyZ
JokesJ
Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."
By patch
Your mamma is so old when she was young the Dead Sea was just getting sick.
Your mamma is so old when she went to school there was no history class
By patch
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